No Love for Hoes

QB: Tom Brady
QB: Ben Rothlisberger
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
RB: LenDale White
RB: Kevin Jones
RB: Maurice Morris
WR: Tory Holt
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Kevin Walter
WR: Donte Stallworth
WR: Darrell Jackson
TE: Antonio Gates
TE: Tony Scheffler
K: David Akers
K: Rob Bironas
DEF: Dallas
DEF: New Orleans

IR:
IR:

Chain Gang

QB: Brett Favre
QB: Brody Croyle
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Marion Barber III
RB: Ron Dayne
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Bernard Berrian
WR: Jerry Porter
WR: David Patten
WR: Javon Walker
TE: Randy McMichael
TE: Alge Crumpler
TE: Owen Daniels
K: Nate Keading
K: Jeff Reed
DEF: Green Bay
DEF: Tennessee

IR:
IR: Ahman Green

Como's

QB: Marc Bulger
QB: Kurt Warner
QB: Gus Frerotte
RB: Brian Westbrook
RB: Frank Gore
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Chris Brown
RB: Correll Buckhalter
WR: Jerricho Cotchery
WR: Marvin Harrison
WR: Derrick Mason
WR: Deion Branch
TE: Jason Witten
K: Josh Brown
K: John Kasay
DEF: Baltimore
DEF: New York Giants

IR:

The Joey Harrington Experience

QB: Donavin McNabb
QB: Derek Anderson
RB: Earnest Graham
RB: Justin Fargas
RB: Maurice Jones-Drew
RB: LaMont Jordan
WR: Anthony Gonzalez:
WR: Chris Chambers
WR: Wes Welker
WR: Bobby Engram
WR: Lavernous Coles
TE: Bubba Franks
TE: Vernon Davis
K: Neil Rackers
K: Jason Hanson
DEF: Miami
DEF: Washington

IR: Carnell Williams

Chainsaw Wino's

QB: Phillip Rivers
QB: Jason Campbell
RB: Julius Jones
RB: Andre Hall
RB: Travis Henry
RB: Leon Washington
RB: Selvin Young
WR: Joey Galloway
WR: Roy Williams
WR: Vincent Jackson
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
TE: Ben Watson
K: Robbie Gould
K: Nick Folks
DEF: Denver
DEF: Arizona

IR: Shawn Alexander

Debo's

QB: Jeff Garcia
QB: Drew Brees
RB: Willie Parker
RB: Marshawn Lynch
RB: Najeh Davenport
RB: Derrick Ward
RB: Garrett Wolfe
WR: Dwayne Bowe
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Randy Moss
WR: SanTonio Holmes
TE: Dallas Clark
TE: Desmond Clark
K: Jeff Wilkins
K: Matt Stover
DEF: New England
DEF: Oakland

IR: Duece McAllister

Roody Poo's

QB: Eli Manning
QB: David Garrard
RB: Kolby Smith
RB: Steven Jackson
RB: Reggie Bush
RB: Warrick Dunn
RB: Jerious Norwood
RB: Brian Leonard
WR: Chad Johnson
WR: Lee Evans
WR: Devery Henderson
TE: Jeremy Shockey
K: Joey Nedney
K: Mason Crosby
DEF: Carolina
DEF: Minnesota

IR: Michael Bush
IR:

NC Nuggets

QB: Jon Kitna
QB: Tony Romo
RB: Kevin Faulk
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Chester Taylor
RB: Edgerin James
RB: Larry Johnson
WR: Marques Colston
WR: Kevin Curtis
WR: Steve Smith
WR: Joe Jurivicious
TE: Donald Lee
TE: Chris Baker
K: Jason Elam
K: Phil Dawson
DEF: Chicago
DEF: Indianpolis

Anal Penetrators

QB: Carson Palmer
RB: Rudi Johnson
RB: LaDell Betts
RB: Michael Turner
RB: Brandon Jacobs
RB: Ryan Grant
RB: Rueben Droughns
WR: Santanna Moss
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
K: Shayne Graham
K: Lawrence Tynes
DEF: San Diego
DEF: Detroit

IR: Chris Perry
IR: Michael Pittman
IR:

Horshoes

QB: Peyton Manning
QB: Matt Schaub
RB: Joseph Addai
RB: Adrian Peterson (Minn)
RB: Deshawn Foster
RB: Jesse Chatman
WR: Anquan Boldin
WR: Plaxicco Burress
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: DJ Hackett
WR: Arnaz Battle
TE: Kellen Winslow
TE: Eric Johnson
K: Steven Gostkowski
K: Olindo Mare
DEF: Philadelphia
DEF: Buffalo

G-Reg's Third Leg

QB: Matt Hasselbeck
QB: Jay Cutler
RB: Willis McGahee
RB: Laurence Maroney
RB: Fred Taylor
RB: Chris Henry
WR: Andre Davis
WR: T.J. Houzmanzedeh
WR: Reggie Brown
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Mushin Muhammad
TE: Chris Cooley
TE: Greg Olsen
K: Ryan Longwell
K: Jay Feely
DEF: Pittsburgh
DEF: Seattle

The Liquidators

QB: Vince Young
QB: Rex Grossman
RB: Kenton Keith
RB: Vernand Morency
RB: Adrian Peterson (Chi)
RB: Kenny Watson
RB: Jamal Lewis
RB Adimchinobe Echemandu
WR: Donald Driver
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Ronald Curry
WR: Jabar Gaffney
TE: Tony Gonzalez
K: Adam Vinatierri
K: Kris Brown
DEF: Jacksonville
DEF: New York Jets

IR: Ronnie Brown
IR: Cedric Benson